{"id":1874,"date":"2024-12-14T08:21:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-14T08:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/main\/?p=1874"},"modified":"2024-12-12T16:07:37","modified_gmt":"2024-12-12T16:07:37","slug":"witz-springerstiefel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/?p=1874","title":{"rendered":"Springerstiefel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"374\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/claudesegardsangatte138026630016_art-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3832\" style=\"width:222px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/claudesegardsangatte138026630016_art-1.jpg 374w, https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/claudesegardsangatte138026630016_art-1-281x300.jpg 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eine \u00e4ltere Dame sitzt beim Orthop\u00e4den im Wartezimmer, neben ihr sitzt ein Neonazi. Die Dame mustert ihn von oben bis unten, also von der Glatze bis zu den Springerstiefeln.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dann sagt sie zu ihm: &#8222;Sie \u00c4rmster, erst die Chemo und nun auch noch die orthop\u00e4dischen Schuhe!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine \u00e4ltere Dame sitzt beim Orthop\u00e4den im Wartezimmer, neben ihr sitzt ein Neonazi. Die Dame mustert ihn von oben bis unten, also von der Glatze bis zu den Springerstiefeln. Dann sagt sie zu ihm: &#8222;Sie \u00c4rmster, erst die Chemo und nun auch noch die orthop\u00e4dischen Schuhe!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[157],"tags":[154,155,156],"class_list":["post-1874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor","tag-nazi","tag-witz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1874"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3834,"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874\/revisions\/3834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dikoweb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}